my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
Me: Tumblr! I’m trying to write an essay. Please stop distracting me.
Tumblr: Look at this cute cat gif. Why don’t you search more cute things?
Me: Okay! You’ve twisted my arm. I could never leave you. It doesn’t matter if I fail. At least I have you.
Tumblr: *Evil Laugh*
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