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allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

(Source: cumrn, via umgofuckyourself)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via ukulelethingofwonder)

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita, via epic-humor)

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

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911official:

tumblr was so much better in the 90s

(Source: 911official, via epic-humor)

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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