I fall asleep anywhere. I fell asleep on stage once.
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
imagine if your entire life was a social experiment
You can tell there’s an issue
When there are kids
Who would rather
Go to the hospital
Than go to school.
This cannot be rebloged enough
It’s all fun and games until you find out the 16 year old in your favourite TV show is 28 in real life.
yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled
i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
everyone calm down this is the most important part of any song that one direction has ever released
“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it
ellen degeneres can host my funeral