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my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

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Me: Tumblr! I’m trying to write an essay. Please stop distracting me.
Tumblr: …
Me: …
Tumblr: Look at this cute cat gif. Why don’t you search more cute things?
Me: Okay! You’ve twisted my arm. I could never leave you. It doesn’t matter if I fail. At least I have you.
Tumblr: *Evil Laugh* 
Me: *Sobbing* 

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

- jaythenerdkid   (via nekemisvan)

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What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.


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